Neo_G is the legendary Battle Director not only for Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, but also such past masterpieces as Street Fighter III: Third Strike, Capcom vs. SNK 2, and MvC 2.

Nozomi Furuki is an aspiring voice actress as well as a trainee in this video’s “Ultimate Girl” boot camp program.

There’s something very endearing about watching a true pro teach this bright-eyed, bushy-tailed young sprite the basics. Watch as her face lights up and she emits all manner of squawk and squeal. I swear I even heard a turkey-like gobble in there at one point. If that’s not timely content, Unity, what, pray tell, is?

The video takes a somewhat less endearing turn when Neo_G proceeds to repeatedly pummel the everloving crap out of her. They also offer her a steak dinner, then repeal the offer, then offer her cake instead, but then lace the cake with extremely spicy stuff, rendering it inedible. Phew, tough crowd. But hopefully by the end of it, she’ll be owning faces with the best of ’em.