Jeff – Elect a Man of Burning Vigor. Elect Mike Haggar.
Matthew – Haggar 2010: Fought for his daughter…will fight for you.
BigMex – “Yes We Slam!”
TigerYouKen!!!! – “Vote for Hagger or get the dagger”
Trike – Mike Haggar: Grappling the problems of future.
Zonic – Stay retro, vote Haggar for Metro!
Twiggy – Vote Mike Haggar for Mayor of America! Burning vigor you can believe in.
FuPoo – Mike Haggar: Cleaning up the streets one punk at a time.
Dwayne – MIKE HAGGAR!!! YOU CAUSE METRO STRIFE, HE’LL FEED YOU A PIPE!!!
(Dwayne will now be working as my political adviser, because he delivered one quality slogan after another)

Mike Haggar: Your Mayor, your neighborhood watch.
Vote Hagger. Firmly sticking tax rates between his thighs, and violently driving them into the ground!!!
Mike Haggar: Your Mayor, your neighborhood watch.
Mike Haggar..Taking matters into his own hands. LITERALLY!

Derek the Pimp- VOTE MIKE HAGGAR..his nipples are visible!

Adam – “hyaaahh!!!” (Just the noise)