Because when everything is Strider… nothing is

There’s a bittersweet reality we all had to accept this week: Not everything can be Strider . Oh, there are many things out there that may look like Strider, but  don’t be fooled. THIS IS STRIDER:

Please take a moment to calibrate your eyeballz

Everything else is probably not Strider. At least, not this week. If Leo Tolstoy ’s people have any disputes, we’ll be happy to discuss it in a few weeks time. Here’s a handy guide to things that are not Strider.

1. Silt Strider – The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind

2. Strider Bike – Transportation

3. Dave Strider – MS Paint Adventures

4. Strider – Half-Life

5. Aragorn “Strider” Elessar – Lord of the Rings

6. Stryder – Titanfall

7. Tinchy Strider – Musician

8. Strider – Dragon’s Dogma Vocation

9. Kintan Strider – Star Wars

10. Water Strider – Insect

11. Strider – By Beverly Cleary

12. Strider Knives – Weapons

13. ghoSTRIDER – Marvel

Hope that clears things up. Once again, for the record, this is Strider: