We like to make fun of Jean-Claude. It’s kinda easy, like making a Tom Cruise Scientology joke or busting on OJ; an easy Jay Leno lay-up but fun nonetheless. But, if we think back to the heady days of the early 90s, when the Spin Doctors walked the earth with their patchouli-scented harmonies and a gentlemanly philanderer was in the Oval Office not starting wars or tanking the economy, JCVD was a star. An action star! That’s why he was chosen to be the face of the original Street Fighter movie. These days? Eh, not so much. Van Dammage has been flailing around for the last couple of years in attempts at comebacks/relevancy, but with little to no effect, other than to undoubtedly piss of Kylie Minogue . In the trailer above JCVD attempts to get meta, making a movie to resurrect his career, about JCVD making a movie to resurrect his career. Take a deep breath, it’s a lot to process. And: you’re welcome.