Get ready to turn down the lights, light some candles, and put on some John Legend (or High School Musical if that floats your boat) on your stereo.

We’ve got the nine most suggestive Mega Man boss names that will be sure to put you in the mood. The names can be found after the break: you can use your imagination or head on over to Topless Robot for full explanations (as if they were necessary).

9. Quick Man

8. Burst Man

7. Wood Man

6. Uranus

5. Fake Man

4. Junk Man

3. Plug Man

2. Hard Man

1. Split Mushroom