Some day, you might find yourself in Tokyo. You may find yourself consumed by munchies the likes of which you have never felt before. You might be right next to a 7-11 and think, “I’ll get something tasty in there.” Whatever you do, please, for the love of sweet baby Jeebus, do not think about eating anything out of this bubbling cesspool of unidentifiable “food.” You would be better off starving to death.

Thanks, Japan, for finally making 7-11 hotdogs look appetizing!