What am I talking about?  Shoryuken’s Rm519 has been trolling his local craigslist postings with ads posted by Street Fighters . 

Rufus’ rideshare?  C. Viper as a roommate?  Sagat’s discount Muay-Thai?  Don’t believe it folks .  Also please note that some of the responses to his ads provoked some strong language, so be forewarned. 

From Cathryn ****** to Me

I have a cat and she is an easy-going indoor/outdoor animal who will likely win your heart. She’s very friendly and won’t be any problem for you. Are you allergic to cats?

From C.Viper to Cathryn *****@****.edu

Well its just that I have this crazy ex that’s been after me for a while. He’s a leader of this gang called Shadaloo… I don’t know how but he somehow caught me cheating on him with Guile. … You might be wondering what this has to do with pets, well he has this thing where whenever he breaks into my new home and holds my roommates hostage and questions them… he gets his goons to kill all the pets in the house to let them know he means business.. My last roommate, he made him eat his own goldfish 🙁

But you don’t have to worry about that because I’m sure he won’t find where I live this time…
and I think he likes cats.