Last Friday, immediately after the weekly Play Against Capcom session , Capcom played with itself. Divided along the ancient tribal lines of Marketing and Product Development, the groups decided to settle their differences with a few rounds of Street Fighter IV. The battle pitted the Marketing department’s “Pants-on-Fire-Liars” vs Product Development’s “Paying More than 10$ for a Haircut is for Suckers” squad. It was exactly like West Side Story if they worked office jobs and could not dance even a little bit.

Lindsay’s gentlemanly attempt to shake hands before the match is rejected by PD’s always-unsportsmanlike Adam.

Lacking faith in his future as a game developer, Kraig attempts to protect his delicate hands for his sideline modeling career.

Marketing VP Nique flashes the smug smile of a winner.

Street Fighter HD Remix Product Manager John Diamonon (right side) *cannot effing believe this ess*

The bloodbath of scrubbery included representatives of such unpopular dojos as Dean’s school of “I refuse to touch the joystick and will only hit buttons” and a general acknowledgment that blocking is cheap. While I believe the teams decided the contest ended in a draw, I feel it’s more accurate to say they all lost. Tune in next week to see if any of them can defeat me while I play with one hand tied behind my back. Click here for the full gallery** **apparently I touch my beard (“now 80% more beard-like”) when something lame happens on-screen.