Look, I’ll be honest with you: this pillow is unsettling at best and tongue-curlingly revolting at worst. It’s supposed to bring to mind the eyeless and flabby Khezu, the electrical bastards you fight throughout Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, but from where I’m sitting — a comfortable distance away, mind — it definitely does not resemble so innocent a giant monster. Joystiq pointed this out as their editors were undoubtedly trolling along in search of some unspeakable tentacular anime and happened across this by accident. Even more unsettling is the fact that the mouth can be flipped inside out and streeeeeeeetched, just like the Khezu’s flailing head attack. If you’ll excuse me, I must now go and poke out my eyes.