April Fool’s is here a day early. Andriasang is reporting the existence of an action figure of Resident Evil creator Shinji Mikami (who is now with video game developer Tango Gameworks) that spouts lines such as: “This Armani suit cost an arm ‘n a leg” and “If Shumacher had his own meal, you think he’d call it stewmacher?”

More pictures and details of this (obviously) bogus figure here .