True story: the ladies, they love the Dante. Stone gamer hotties like Jessica Chobot (she of PSP-licking fame and a professed lover of all things Zack and Wiki) have glowingly expressed their mushy feelings for our (half-)man in the red trench coat. Is it his sarcastic humor? His piercing stare and metrosexual hairstyle ? His… big guns? * slap * Sorry. Whatever the magic is, make sure to share some with your lurve interest on St. Hallmark’s Day with our handy-dandy DMC Valentine’s Day eCard mail-o-tron . If you’re not feeling particularly inspired when it comes to the love lettering, here are a few suggestions from our Unity team:

• Be still your beating heart.
• Cry your heart out.
• Don‒t speak.
• Be mine… forever
• Such a bleeding heart.
• Looks like you‒re wearing your heart on your sleeve.
• Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Get lost.
• Let me break your heart…literally.
• Cross my heart and hope you die.
• All heart and underworld soul.
• Your heart bleeds for me.
• Serious as a heart attack.
• The way to a man‒s heart is through his stomach. With a sharp blade.

If this doesn’t convince your heart’s desire to make with the snuggles come Feb. 14, dump that hot mess and move along. That way, you’ll have more time to finish DMC4 on “Dante Must Die” difficulty.