1. I say “You know” far too much, evidently. Usually those sort of mental mouthfarts are removed in the transcription process to make the interviewee sound like less of an idiot, but caveat emptor or something.

2. Language is a barrier. I am geenyus.

3. Resident Evil is Capcom’s Star Wars. Really? That’s the best I could do?

4. IMHO, Resident Evil Ice Dancing would be a desirable direction for the series. This is why I am only allowed to talk about games, not make them.

5. Darin has made the Capcom e-Store rad.

6. When I go to Japan, I steal things.

…And other even less interesting nuggets spill from my flappy lips over the course of 8 pages. Ultimately, I say a lot about very little, which is disappointing because I love the RE series with all my black little heart and shriveled soul and add very little of interest other than this non-story . At least you’ve been spared the horror of listening to my speaking voice, which is almost as awful as my singing voice, which can actually paralyze the human nervous system at 20 feet. Oh, and at the very end, he tries to trick me into revealing more about Capcom E3 Mystery Game #2. Denied!