So yeah, the Large Hadron Collider (which, bafflingly, does not actually cause Large Hadron’s to collide) might accidentally create a black hole or two in Switzerland.  After consuming all of their chocolate and the Alps, said hole would then go on to swallow the rest of the Earth.  They turn this thing on tomorrow.

I’m told the scienticians tell us this black hole apocalypse is “unlikely,” but even if it doesn’t create any black holes, it seems virtually assured that it will eventually be used by Ivo Shandor as a gateway for Gozer .

All of this is only important because it raises the question:  if the world ends tomorrow, what are you playing today? 

I will personally be using the occasion to justify drinking even more than usual, and then playing some Super Street Fighter II Turbo, RE4 Wii, and Ultimate Ghosts n’ Goblins Kai (because I always hated life anyway, so getting owned by Kai seems like the right way to go out).