It is time to think about Deion Sanders again. “Straight To My Feet” brings you a train-wreck collision of 1994’s most quickly fading b-listers with the cast (can’t properly call them “stars”) of Street Fighter: The Movie. The concept: take the performers, then sort of randomly mash them in with the actors. Also we’ll have have surprising cuts to unrelated scenes from the movie. You know, to tie it in. Rather than be clever, we’ll just throw them all into a night club. The night club has really bad bouncers that somehow didn’t catch the giant set of knives sticking off Vega’s hand when they patted him down. Also the night club has a sumo ring. Hm. Now I feel like I kind of want to go to this club, which is in my face since I started out intending to make fun of it. Gotta say, while Hammer was never shy about lending himself to various commercial interests (and is currently into trading hair-care tips with gadabout venture capitalists ), the man was one hell of a performer. Don’t miss the cameo from everyone’s favorite, Captain Sawada .