What does it take to become a game journalist?   A camera, some Cheetos, some pirate action, and yes, bountiful, flowing … spicy, delicious, liquid resources.  Remember kids, it’s not apple juice.

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< < There was a movie here.  Giant Bomb did such a good job with the preview, and the fan comments are awesome to read, so we want you to see the whole thing.

And yes, these guys get paid to do this! >>

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Giant Bomb caught smashed with its hands-on  some Age of Booty, ” You know, I don’t think I’ve truly loved a console-based real-time strategy game since perhaps Herzog Zwei for the Genesis. ”

One thing to know about this preview:

When asked, Sir Mix-A-Lot claimed that this game is “little in the middle” but also that it “had much back.” He then made a whip sound with his mouth that was pretty impressive.